Pander-monium: Obama at Barnard College and on The View

President Obama’s commencement speech at Barnard College will address the nation and young women, because women must be separated out into some monolithic voting bloc and not included with the general population. He’s likely looking for an audience full of “Julias.” Carney also said, with what we assume was a straight face, that he wasn’t sure if President Obama saw the Newsweek cover outing him as the first gay president.

That’s rich. Obama probably had it blown up so that he could gaze at it and admire himself.

New Yorkers may not be so thrilled with the pander-monium at Barnard College.

But, hey, what’s some major inconvenience for everyone else so long as The One can stroke his own ego and pander like the wind?

You can follow Obama’s Barnard commencement address live on Twitter and Twitchy will report on it as it happens.

President Obama will bring his pander-fest to The View as well.

We predict the hard-hitting questions offered by the ladies at The View will be along these lines:

“Would you say that you are THE Greatest man alive or the GREATEST man alive?”

“So, about your “laser like focus” on jobs … OMG your eyes take my breath away!”

“Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

Even an Obama supporter is a bit confused by The View schedule.!/devonee_x0/status/202056914702573568

It is important … to him. Pander! Pander like the wind!

FYI, Obama’s insatiable thirst for pandering resulted in the previously booked Barnard commencement speaker, a woman, being booted from the schedule.

War on women! When you can’t run on your record, use women as pawns. Standard operating procedure for Democrats.

  • Doug Beatty

    Well this is all really important to my neighbors who were eating ramen noodles in ’08… #meh

  • MSpector

    It is altogether too precious that Obama causes a professional woman to be booted as commencement speaker so that he can talk to women at Barnard about the challenges facing women.

  • Junie3

    Is it appropriate to call the 1st gay prezzyOTUS Queen Obama?

  • cscape

    at least the TITANIC had the good sense to sink in 2 and a half hours (LOL)

  • radjahshelduck

    Some people say that by appearing on “The View” or slow-jamming the news on Jimmy Fallon’s program that President Obama is diminishing the dignity of the White House. I don’t disagree, but there’s a bigger problem for him when he does this. If he goes on programs with people like Joy Behar or Fallon who fawn over him but never goes on the Sunday morning talk shows when grownups are watching and important issues are discussed, he looks like a wuss.

  • marine37

    They say a picture is worth a thousand words. These bimbos are so star struck, it makes one sick. Elizabeth, I am ashamed of you. This makes one want to take the vote away from women. All that’s missing is that fat lady Oprah. Listen, Moochelle said worse.