If I had a dad, he would look like a composite of Obama #Julia #LifeOfJulia #tcot #p2
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I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May 03, 2012Barack Obama’s latest composite heroine has joined the ranks of the Twitterati. Finally, the eyeless, mouthless wonder has a means of sharing her innermost thoughts. Here’s a sample:
Axelrod insisted on the pony tail. I have a headache…but he said giving me an aspirin would look bad #Julia #tcot #p2—
I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May 03, 2012
I was actually aborted but thanks to Obama, survive in 2-dimensional campaign story books #LifeOfJulia #Julia—
I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May 03, 2012
Because of Obama, I was able to get a job as a cartoon on his campaign website, getting paid in cartoon cash #Julia #LifeOfJulia #tcot—
I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May 03, 2012
I'm going to teach my accidental female offspring that they depend on politicians for security #Julia #LifeOfJulia #tcot—
I am #Julia (@WarOnJulia) May 03, 2012
Don't be mistaken, Obama isn't going to be "president-for-life"… They stopped calling him that in 2035.—
Julia (@LifeOfJuIia) May 03, 2012
Please be kind, for I am a disabled veteran of the GOP's War on Women.—
Julia (@LifeOfJuIia) May 03, 2012
It's not fair to say that Obama will take care of me from cradle to grave. At 72 my organs will be harvested to make biofuels. = No grave!—
Julia (@LifeOfJuIia) May 03, 2012
Age 27: I made a bowel movement on my own for the first time. Obama had been doing all of my shit for me until now.—
Julia (@LifeOfJuIia) May 03, 2012
We are all #Julia now.
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#Julia is also now on Tumblr.
Guys, please check out 'The Real Life of #Julia' up now, with updates to come. thereallifejulia.tumblr.com—
Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 03, 2012
