I can't believe this: teens turn to hand sanitizer to get alcohol. When distilled, it can be as high as 120 proof. #getoffthesanitizer—
Anna Horwitz (@getWITZywithit) April 25, 2012
The Twitterverse thinks we’re doomed.
Our generation is using their genius to get drunk from hand sanitizer. What does that say for our future? We are doomed—
Loading (@MissCLaurent) April 25, 2012
Teens are getting drunk off of Hand Sanitizer?? Oh well, only 8 more months till the end….. Drink up lil bastards!!!—
Manny Fresco (@MannyT6) April 25, 2012
Others wish kids would just stick to traditional methods of getting wasted.
Kids are drinking hand sanitizer and and snorting bath salts? Whatever happened to huffing good old fashioned gasoline?—
RavenSteele (@ravensteele111) April 25, 2012
I did my share of dumb stuff when I was young, but I was never stupid enough to drink HAND SANITIZER to get drunk. I weep for our youth…—
Doug Sloan (@DougSloan) April 25, 2012
Dear youth of America: how is it you figured out how to distill the alcohol from hand sanitizer but not how to get hobos to buy you beer?—
JP (@RileyRebel129) April 25, 2012
Why, when we were your age, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to get a bum to buy us 40s of Olde English. Now get off our lawns! (And stay out of the CVS. Apparently that’s where they sell the hard stuff now.)