Do you like legs and thighs? AP needs your help with important investigation

It’s a good thing there’s nothing else going on in the world. That frees up AP reporters to cover the greatest debate of our time. With your help, of course.

Maybe tomorrow the AP will need your assistance with this:

Or this:

We just hope that when the AP tweets the results of this essential shoe-leather reporting, the tweet begins with “BREAKING.”

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