At this point, I wonder if the @AP is just trolling us with their crowdsourcing requests.—
Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) April 24, 2012
It’s a good thing there’s nothing else going on in the world. That frees up AP reporters to cover the greatest debate of our time. With your help, of course.
Maybe tomorrow the AP will need your assistance with this:
Do you like breathing a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, and trace elements or do you prefer something else? Please contact AP.—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 24, 2012
We just hope that when the AP tweets the results of this essential shoe-leather reporting, the tweet begins with “BREAKING.”