When Roseanne Barr attacks: ‘Obama will say and do ANYTHING’

Roseanne Barr is still clinging to the hope that she can peel away votes from Barack Obama as part of her bid for the Green Party nomination. So she took to Twitter this morning to share a few choice words for the president and his policies. Here are her latest dispatches from the nut farm.

Oh, and shockah! She doesn’t care for Mitt Romney either.

She has zero patience for tweeps who believe Obama will come around on her favorite issue: marijuana legalization.

But she’s willing to concede that she won’t be able to lasso every last Obama supporter. What a realist!

Of course, no Roseanne rant is complete without dipping her toes in the conspiracy pond.

We hear tin foil hats help block those mind control rays. Plus, they cover up your roots. Can’t go wrong!

Hey, if she makes it onto the general election ballot, a vote for Roseanne is one less vote for The One. So should she win the Green Party nomination, we wish her the best of luck.

We’re rooting for you, Roseanne!

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