#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ whiter than the sled crew at a North Dakota tractor pull.
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David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 09, 2012It was inevitable after a story like this. Oh, Iowahawk … what would we do without you?
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ whiter than the cover picture on a U of Wisconsin brochure before photoshopping in stock images of minorities.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ whiter than a ukulele & fixed-gear bike festival at a Portland designer cupcake food truck.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ so white they have an outreach program for Saxons.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 09, 2012
What can he say? The man is an inspiration to Twitter.
Hiring formula stolen from Liquid Paper. #HowWhiteIsObamaHQ—
Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 09, 2012
Whiter than a Backstreet Boys tribute band. #HowWhiteIsObamaHQ—
Sunny (@sunnyright) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ Whiter than an TED conference on albino awareness sponsored by Miracle Whip.—
Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) April 09, 2012
they make Donny Osmond look tan #HowWhiteIsObamaHQ—
Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits CD is on continuous play.—
Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) April 09, 2012
One falsetto short of a boy band. #HowWhiteIsObamaHQ—
Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 09, 2012
#howwhiteisobamahq More than an episode of Friends.—
Against Obama (@against_obama) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ their facial hair is all blonde and ironic—
John Boyer (@johnhboyer) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ Whiter than "Portlandia" fan-fic with special guests Bon Iver and Maroon 5.—
Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) April 09, 2012
Secret Santa organizer banned gift cards to stores that were too ethnic, like Abercrombie & Fitch #HowWhiteIsObamaHQ—
Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) April 09, 2012
#HowWhiteIsObamaHQ Ask Biden: "You got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate & bright and clean & a nice-looking guy!"—
el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) April 09, 2012
