I implore you to unfollow @danaperino. She is a monster. She is godzilla mixed with mothra
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GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012Two Fox News co-stars of “The Five” had a hilarious showdown on Twitter tonight.
Apparently, Greg Gutfled wants to steal all of Dana Perino’s followers so he can tell them how “she is godzilla mixed with mothra”.
Dana isn’t giving up without a fight.
@greggutfeld i implore you not to listen to him. Now we have a bet for July 6 – he thinks he will destroy my twitter following. Say no!—
Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 07, 2012
.@DanaPerino doesn't deserve you. She mocks you. Follow me and find out the horrible things she says.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
I will personally thank everyone who unfollows @DanaPerino if you meet me at a designated time.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@DanaPerino just joked how old her fans are. Horrible person alert!!!! She is the devil!!!—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@DanaPerino is mocking you as we speak. Unfollow her and teach her humility.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
.@DanaPerino just ate a live kitten. I condemn that. Follow me.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
.@DanaPerino just kicked a nun #unfollowperino.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@DanaPerino thinks crayons are food. #unfollowthemonster—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@DanaPerino just rolled a homeless man. She is heartless. Unfollow.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
Perino hits back!
This…this…is what @greggutfeld is wearing out on good Friday. Too bad they didn't have that sweater in his size. http://t.co/sR97zX2i—
Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 07, 2012
.@DanaPerino resorts to physical insults rather than reasoning. #unfollowthismonster—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@danaperino just rented a car to take her to her car. #elitist—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
Please help me fight the war on women and unfollow @greggutfeld—
Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 07, 2012
@danaperino just ordered a pre-appetizer for her soup. She feeds it to her soup.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@danaperino just fired another driver for looking at her. #monsterushouldunfollow.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
@danaperino just fired her hair stylist for not providing warmed combs. #monsterunfollow—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
.@danaperino uses the underprivileged as throw pillows. #storynooneisreporting.—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
So the @greggutfeld just said he's going to "shellack" me by Monday re: twitter followers. In words of Stuart varney, "it will not work."—
Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 07, 2012
.@danaperino just punched a harlequin. #horriblepersonunfollow—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
Metaphor of the night: @greggutfeld is that kid in junior high who threw spitballs on my trapper keeper that had a puppy picture on cover.—
Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 07, 2012
.@danaperino is a monster made of poisoned marshmallows—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 07, 2012
