We thought we'd lost Kermit the Frog before his segment. It was a mistake to put him in the green room.
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Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 15, 2012
There has never been a bigger pay cut in history than going from Goldman Sachs to being published in the New York Times.—
Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 15, 2012
One of my favorite comedians – Martin Short is on Letterman tonight! #lateshow—
jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 15, 2012
I've discovered the antidote to insomnia. Take your kid to Disneyland.—
sara gilbert (@THEsaragilbert) March 15, 2012
Preview: @DrewBrees on #bounty accusations leveled at the @Saints. bit.ly/AoiHNt—
Jay Leno (@jayleno) March 15, 2012
Who said that Fish Slapping was dead… @gazzalon let us know if you can play it… youtube.com/watch?v=PqIAZ7…—
John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 15, 2012
Photoset: Happy Birthday Diane Arbus. tmblr.co/ZAipvxI07Ysj—
Michelle Branch (@michellebranch) March 15, 2012
Goodnight all! Xo—
Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) March 15, 2012
These people are astonishingly dumb. Have they ever *watched* this show before?? #Survivor—
Jeri Ryan (@JeriLRyan) March 15, 2012
Supporting A Place Called Home with @ItsBennyBlanco ! http://t.co/Hvgn3QtP—
ke$ha (@keshasuxx) March 15, 2012
Still on set …two of my costars! say.ly/KGc1zY6—
Denise Richards (@DENISE_RICHARDS) March 15, 2012
Please join me in thanking @NYGovCuomo for an historic agreement to expand NY's DNA Databank — a victory for crime victims & families in NY!—
Mariska Hargitay (@Mariska) March 15, 2012
"Kiss Quick" @mattnathanson SO GOOD!!!!!!! OK, just bought the CD….good one—
LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) March 15, 2012
Such a great team with Rose, and still really good without. Amazing!—
Danica Patrick (@DanicaPatrick) March 15, 2012
About to watch @HappyEndingsABC with @mikaelahoover. Rum and coke will be the beverage du relaxation.—
Nathan Fillion (@NathanFillion) March 15, 2012
The Hobbits: mckellen.com/cinema/hobbit-… #thehobbit—
Ian McKellen (@ianmckellen118) March 15, 2012
Packing for my move to Los Angeles… too many loads of clothing to wash… so excited!!! #DWTS here I come!—
Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) March 15, 2012
Dinner @mrbradgoreski style instagr.am/p/ILivdUsuho/—
Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) March 15, 2012
In honor of Pi day, I'm killin' this brownie…#bydhttmwfi—
LeVar Burton (@levarburton) March 15, 2012
RT Check out @monicabrown talking about his daughter's educational website for kids —> on.vh1.com/zNF5UP via @VH1—
(@Ludacris) March 15, 2012
Btw, had a dinner meeting. Man, it's hard to eat healthy when you're out! So frustrating..Much easier at home.. Definitely need 2 work on it—
Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) March 15, 2012
“@abergind: @waynebrady any RT for a middle school taking on Seussical? Tomorrow night here in Merrimack NH at 7pm. Tickets $10.” do it!!!—
Wayne Brady (@waynebrady) March 15, 2012
Did "He's a Little Teapot" for the first time tonight. 2.3 years for 3 minutes. But, the audience seemed to really like it, so good deal—
Penn Jillette (@pennjillette) March 15, 2012
They screwed the pooch on this one! Bad decision. RT @joncassar: For everyone asking about the 24movie heres yr answer ow.ly/1IsPLE—
Jason O'Mara (@jason_omara) March 15, 2012
Just wrapped a GREAT day at NCIS (and a long one…) with Cote and Carina: http://t.co/TxRLUCD4—
Michael Weatherly (@M_Weatherly) March 15, 2012
have fun wasting the next ten minutes. every one is glorious. chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/page/6—
Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) March 15, 2012
Sorry I've been so "un-tweety" lately…#MAKINARECORD!!!—
Adam Levine (@adamlevine) March 15, 2012
You're thinking…shower! Nope….#Riddick rain towers! yfrog.com/ode2okdj—
Katee Sackhoff (@kateesackhoff) March 15, 2012
Just got home from a very long day….time to get some beauty sleep. Goodnight:)—
Denise Richards (@DENISE_RICHARDS) March 15, 2012
Hello Survivor friends — last week when I teased what to look out for in the next episode (which was last night) I made a big mistake…—
Jeff Probst (@JeffProbst) March 15, 2012
I said "something historic happens" and I challenged you to figure it out. Uh, it's next week. I'm so sorry. But the challenge is still on!—
Jeff Probst (@JeffProbst) March 15, 2012
Early morning shadow angel in Morocco! http://t.co/7SZbm0vI—
Roma Downey (@RealRomaDowney) March 15, 2012