Fantasy tweets: If Michael Moore were president…

Look out. Left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore is issuing his wish list of presidential “directives” if he were to Occupy the White House.

From Mikey Mouse:

No word on whether his next directive would promise a lakefront mansion for every Occupier…like he has.

  • Angry Webmaster

    When I’m president, Michael Moore will be used as bait when I go trolling for blue whales.

  • Billiam

    Whales are finicky. He’d likely drown. 

  • X_Navy_SWO

    When I am President, Michael Moore will have Michelle Obama assigned as his personal trainer.

    • jb7511

      and dietician

  • spepper

    If Michael Moron were President, the ENTIRE FEDERAL BUDGET would be busted just from the White House kitchen spending alone

  • $15278936

    His # 5 will automatically disqualify him.  How can he run a dash?

    • Angry Webmaster

       He would have the dash on a hill and just lie down and let gravity roll him along.

      • $15278936

        dang it – he would certainly win.  President McNugget.  

    • Snowblind

       Obama’s friends in Chicago will provide the running shoes for the other candidates

  • redgypsy

    Good Lord, it’s Fat B@stard:disqus  trying to rule the world.
    Can’t happen.  (can it??)

  • Wigglesworth

    How about asking Springstein to pay his fair share of real estate taxes?

  • vermontaigne

    Imma stand on the other side of Guam.

  • tcbinc

    He will have a campaign motto FREE donuts for everyone 

  • QueenB

    I really like #3.  Of course, this would mean working women wouldn’t be able to get to work on time, but hey, if it’s for the greater good…..

  • sarpedon1

    Moore, when you are president, the highest IQ in America will be 45.

  • FlatFoot

    Ever watch the movie ‘Idiocracy’?

    That is Michael Moore’s world.

  • haagdeb

    I’m thinking he will never win the 100-yard dash to become president.

  • Robbins Mitchell

    Actually the first thing Mikey would do as President would be to order an extra large deep dish pizza all the way…with extra bread sticks

  • MARK

    If that dumbass is every elected president America will know my middle name! I keed I keed! NOT! Somebody else would get rid of fat basturd before me!8-(

  • O_Pine_Nut

    And will he face off in a hundred yard dash to become president?  How does he intend to win that?  Render a bit first?

  • Andy Anderson

     Michael Moore wants 100 yd dash to replace primaries. Am I the only one who sees the irony here?

  • Amish

    #7 Roll back “Let’s Move” campaign.