When I am President, the first directive I'll sign will grant free HBO for everyone.
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Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
Look out. Left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore is issuing his wish list of presidential “directives” if he were to Occupy the White House.
From Mikey Mouse:
My 2nd Presidential order: Trains. Everywhere.—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
#3: No school day begins before 9am. College classes even later.—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
#4: Texting or talking on cell phone during a movie results in lifetime ban from that theater.—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
5: Eliminate primaries. Instead, candidates will face off in a hundred-yard dash. Winner goes on to November election. Paper ballots only.—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
#6: Women's rest rooms must have 3 times as many stalls as men's rooms. When I'm President. (That's it for tonite!)—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
#WhenIamPresident—
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 13, 2012
No word on whether his next directive would promise a lakefront mansion for every Occupier…like he has.
